Bard Dad Joke #9: impasta

A bowl of pasta

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

Dad’s Everywhere

Ever met an Impasta? Yeah, those sneaky fake noodles! They’re just like the dad who pretends he can’t hear the ice cream truck! ????????

The Bard Dad

In the whimsical world of the Bard Dad, even our pasta has a sense of humor! Picture this, a deceptive little noodle, dressed in a floury disguise, strutting around your spaghetti bowl. This culinary imposter isn’t the fettuccine, linguini, or even the tortellini you thought it was. No, kiddo’s, meet the life of the party – the ‘Impasta’! This joker’s claim to fame? Being the only noodle that can make you chuckle while you chomp. Just imagine: one moment you’re twirling your fork, the next you’re laughing so hard, you’ve got tomato sauce on your nose! A meal with an Impasta – that’s what we call a foodie fun fest at the Bard Dad’s table. Trust me, dining will never ‘pasta’ same way again!

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Just a little boy from Ireland, who became a staunch American while raising three boys, creating three companies, and being married for 30 years
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Just a little boy from Ireland, who became a staunch American while raising three boys, creating three companies, and being married for 30 years