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Bard Dad Wisdom #31: Ten Steps to Shrink Your Trauma.
By altering the visual and auditory elements, you’re essentially rewriting the script of how that memory affects you.
Bard Dad Wisdom #30: Never Let Fear of Failure Keep You From Trying
Most people fail because they quit. The rest fail because they never even try. Never let fear of failure keep you from trying.
Bard Dad Wisdom #27: Success is going from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.
“Remember, son, success is going from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. And if you ever find yourself succeeding too much, just remember, there’s always room to fail spectacularly at something like interpretive dance or yodeling. Keeps you humble.” -BardDad The Joyful Journey of Failure: Why Enthusiasm is Your Best Compass In the grand…
BardDad Wisdom #26: Nobody Likes a Soggy Relationship.
BardDad Wisdom: The Art of Watering Your Relationships Hey there, sprout! Now, pull up a chair, and let’s talk about one of life’s most delicate arts: relationship gardening. I’ve always believed, son, that relationships are a lot like plants. You’ve got to water them with love, care, and attention. But here’s the kicker – you…
BardDad Wisdom #25: It’s OK to Cry: A Father’s Guide to Becoming a Man
“Being a man isn’t about not crying or never showing fear. It’s about being brave enough to be yourself, even if that self wants to cry at movies or is scared of spiders. And remember, real men wear pink, especially if it’s because they accidentally washed their whites with a red sock.” — Barddad Hey…
What Do You Call a Laughing Goat on a Mountain?
What Do You Call a Laughing Goat on a Mountain? Hill-arious!
What Do You Call An Alligator in a Vest?
An InvestiGator! the Bard Dad Gary the Alligator Once upon a time, in a lush, green swamp not too far away, there lived an alligator named Gary. Now, Gary was not your ordinary alligator. While his friends spent their days swimming and basking in the sun, Gary had a curious mind and a keen eye…
#14 Why Don’t Elephants Use Computers?
#14 Why Don’t Elephants Use Computers? Because they’re afraid of mice. The Bard Dad Ellie the Elephant In the heart of the big, green jungle, Ellie the elephant was feeling a little bored. All her friends were busy – the monkeys were swinging, the parrots were chattering, and even the lazy sloths were slowly moving…
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it. The Bard Dad. The Soup Maker Once upon a time, in the small, bustling town of Bubbling Brook, there lived a quirky and inventive chef named Charlie. Charlie wasn’t just any chef; he was famous across the land for his magical soups. People from far and wide would…
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it. the Bard Dad Baby Story Billy looked at his big sister with a frown. “I don’t want to go to this St. Patrick’s Day party,” he grumbled. “It’s gonna be boring.” Sarah giggled. “Don’t worry, it’ll be fun! There’s music, Irish dancing, and even a contest to find the…