How do you make holy water?

how to make holy water

You boil the hell out of it.

The Bard Dad.

The Soup Maker

Once upon a time, in the small, bustling town of Bubbling Brook, there lived a quirky and inventive chef named Charlie. Charlie wasn’t just any chef; he was famous across the land for his magical soups. People from far and wide would visit Bubbling Brook, not just to see its beautiful sights, but to taste Charlie’s soups, which, according to legend, could warm the heart and light up the soul.

One fine morning, as Charlie was picking fresh herbs in his garden, a mischievous breeze whispered through the trees, “Charlie, can you make a soup that not only warms the heart but also cleanses the soul?” Intrigued by this whimsical challenge, Charlie set out to create something no one had ever tasted before. He decided to make a soup so pure and good, it would be like “holy water.”

Charlie gathered the finest ingredients: vegetables that gleamed under the sun, spices that smelled like heaven, and water from the clearest stream. He chopped, diced, and mixed with all his might. But the most important part of his recipe was yet to come. With a twinkle in his eye, Charlie declared, “To make this soup truly holy, I must boil the ‘naughty’ out of it!”

So, he lit the fire and let the pot bubble and toil until all the “naughty” turned into steam and floated away, leaving behind the purest, most divine soup anyone had ever seen.

The next day, people came from miles around to taste Charlie’s “Holy Soup.” With each spoonful, they felt lighter, happier, and more at peace. The soup was a hit, and Charlie’s fame grew even more.

But the true magic of Charlie’s soup wasn’t in the ingredients or the special process he used. The magic was in the love and joy he poured into making it, proving that to make something truly wonderful, you have to put your heart into it and maybe, just maybe, boil the ‘naughty’ out of it, just like making holy water.

And so, the moral of our tale, dear friends, is this: No matter what you do, do it with love and positive intention, and you can transform even the simplest tasks into something truly magical.

And with that, the townsfolk of Bubbling Brook lived happily ever after, always remembering to sprinkle a little bit of love into everything they did, just like Charlie and his magical soup.

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Kevin B. Leigh Director
Just a little boy from Ireland, who became a staunch American while raising three boys, creating three companies, and being married for 30 years
Just a little boy from Ireland, who became a staunch American while raising three boys, creating three companies, and being married for 30 years