Question, Why Didn’t the Skeletons Fight One and Other

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Bard Dad Joke #4

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

The Bard Dad

Once upon a rib-tickling time in a comically spooky town, a group of skeletons gathered for a laugh-filled party. But beware! Their hilarious jokes caused them to fall apart with laughter. They taught us that even in pieces, laughter prevails! ???????? #SillySkeletonTales #BoneBreakingLaughs

Once upon a time, in a comically spooky town, there was a friendly skeleton named Larry. Larry had a peculiar talent – he loved telling dad jokes, especially ones about his fellow skeleton friends.

One day, Larry gathered his skeleton buddies, Fred and Lucy, for a skeleton party. As they all sat around, swapping rib-tickling puns and sharing bony laughs, Larry couldn’t resist sharing his favorite joke of all time.

“Why don’t skeletons fight each other?” Larry asked with a mischievous grin.

Fred and Lucy, intrigued by the prospect of a hilarious punchline, eagerly shook their skeletal heads, signaling their curiosity.

“They don’t have the guts!” Larry exclaimed, bursting into laughter.

As the echoes of laughter filled the air, something unexpected happened. The skeletons’ bones rattled with uncontrollable laughter, causing them to fall apart in a heap of jumbled bones. Arms and legs were scattered, and skulls rolled around in hilarity.

Amidst the chaos, Larry managed to shout through his laughter, “Well, I guess we really don’t have the guts!”

With their hilarious mishap, the skeletons taught everyone in the town an important lesson – laughter can sometimes cause things to fall apart, quite literally. But fear not, for even in pieces, they still found humor and joy in their bone-filled adventure.

From that day on, whenever the townsfolk saw a group of skeletons gathered, they would chuckle and whisper, “Careful now, don’t make them laugh too hard! They might end up falling apart.”

And so, the tale of Larry, Fred, and Lucy, the laughing skeletons, became a legend in their peculiar town, reminding everyone of the power of laughter, even if it meant losing a few bones along the way.

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Just a little boy from Ireland, who became a staunch American while raising three boys, creating three companies, and being married for 30 years