Bard Dad Joke #1:
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and became a couple. The relationship wasn’t much, but their reception was outstanding!
— Kevin B. Leigh
The Children’s Story:
Love on the Airwaves: A Tale of Two Antennas
Once upon a time, in the city of Skyline Heights, a charming tale of romance unfolded. It was not your typical love story of Romeo and Juliet or Antony and Cleopatra. No, this one involves two unlikely protagonists – two antennas perched high on a city roof.
The antennas, let’s call them Annie and Andy, met where the city kissed the clouds. It wasn’t love at first sight. In fact, when they first met, the sparks didn’t fly – there was just a lot of static. After all, their life was pretty much “broadcast, rinse, repeat.”
But as time passed, something changed. They started to understand each other’s wavelengths. They began to synchronize their signals, and slowly, love started to broadcast. The cityscape became their love pad, the place where romance danced with radio waves.
The relationship was simple. There were no grand gestures, no epic declarations of love. It was just two antennas, swaying together in the wind, sharing the same sky. It was as if they were humming the same quiet song in a frequency only they could hear.
And then came their shining moment – their reception. And oh, was it outstanding! The pair proved that love really does improve your signal strength. They broadcasted far and wide, their signals clearer and stronger than ever before. Together, they carried messages of joy, sorrow, and daily banter to hundreds of homes in Skyline Heights.
This little tale of antenna amour might sound silly. But it’s a reminder of a key truth – it’s not about the grandeur of the relationship, it’s about the strength of the connection. In business and in life, it’s the quality of reception, the clarity of communication, that truly makes a difference.
So, here’s to Annie and Andy, the antenna couple of Skyline Heights. May their tale of love and outstanding reception inspire us to fine-tune our own signals, searching for a connection that truly resonates. After all, in the end, aren’t we all just antennas, looking for our perfect frequency?
The End
Kevin B. Leigh
