The Top 10 Birthday Jokes to Celebrate Bard Dads Special Day

Bard Dad Birthday Jokes

July 28 is Bard Dads Birthday
He’s 530,928 hours
or almost 2 Billion Seconds Old

“When I grow up I want to be as Corny as you are!”

My son Noel at age 8

A big shout-out to the big G up in the sky for indulging me with yet another year to drench the world in a torrent of awful Bard Dad jokes, wisdom nuggets, and tales taller than the Jacks Beanstalk ????????????

Here are a few of my favorite Bard Dad Birthday Jokes

Dad laughing at cake
dad happy with his birthday cake
  1. Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
  2. What did the teddy bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? “No cake for me, I’m stuffed!”
  3. What does a clam do on his birthday? He shell-ebrates!
  4. What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer? An “I scream” cake!
  5. Why did the computer show up at its birthday party? He heard there was going to be lots of “bytes”!
  6. Why are ghosts so bad at lying about their age? Because you can see right through them!
  7. What do you say to a 100-year-old frog on his birthday? “Hoppy Birthday!”
  8. Why do we always measure birthdays in years, not months or days? Because then it would be a “piece of cake” to remember! ????
  9. What did the elephant want for his birthday? A trunk full of gifts.
  10. What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover? Choco-latte.

Bonus Birthday Jokes:

What did the witch do on her birthday? She spellabrates.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake.

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Just a little boy from Ireland, who became a staunch American while raising three boys, creating three companies, and being married for 30 years
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Just a little boy from Ireland, who became a staunch American while raising three boys, creating three companies, and being married for 30 years