July 28 is Bard Dads Birthday
He’s 530,928 hours
or almost 2 Billion Seconds Old
“When I grow up I want to be as Corny as you are!”
My son Noel at age 8
A big shout-out to the big G up in the sky for indulging me with yet another year to drench the world in a torrent of awful Bard Dad jokes, wisdom nuggets, and tales taller than the Jacks Beanstalk ????????????
Here are a few of my favorite Bard Dad Birthday Jokes
- Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
- What did the teddy bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? “No cake for me, I’m stuffed!”
- What does a clam do on his birthday? He shell-ebrates!
- What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer? An “I scream” cake!
- Why did the computer show up at its birthday party? He heard there was going to be lots of “bytes”!
- Why are ghosts so bad at lying about their age? Because you can see right through them!
- What do you say to a 100-year-old frog on his birthday? “Hoppy Birthday!”
- Why do we always measure birthdays in years, not months or days? Because then it would be a “piece of cake” to remember! ????
- What did the elephant want for his birthday? A trunk full of gifts.
- What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover? Choco-latte.
Bonus Birthday Jokes:
What did the witch do on her birthday? She spellabrates.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake.
More Bard Dad Jokes:
7 Hilarious Dad Jokes: Kid-Friendly and Grandparent Approved
Another 7 Hilarious Dad Jokes: Kid-Friendly and Grandparent Approved
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