7 Hilarious Dad Jokes: Kid-Friendly and Grandparent Approved

Roll up, roll up! You’ve just stepped into the laughter-filled carnival that is the “Magnificent 7 Dad Jokes” – a funfair so fantastic, it’s guaranteed to tease a grin, ignite your playfulness, and earn a seal of approval from even the sternest of grandparents! We’re spinning out hilarity on a carousel of charm, all set to sprinkle joy onto your family shindigs. Ready for a rollercoaster of chuckles in a world where every twist is a punchline and every ride an irresistible gag? Then step right up, it’s all the fun of the fair at Bard Dad!

Bard Dad Joke #1

two pink antennas on a roof that fall in love

“Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and became a couple. The relationship wasn’t much, but their reception was outstanding!”


Bard Dad Joke #2

Boy playing piano

“Why did I stop playing piano by ear? Because now I use my hands.”


Bard Dad Joke #3

“Why is a scarecrow considered the smartest mannequin? Because she is outstanding in her field!”


Bard Dad Joke #4

three skeletons dressed like gansters

“Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!”


Bard Dad Joke #5

“What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!”


Bard Dad Joke #6

Bard Dad Joke egg cracking up laughing

“Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!” ????????


Bard Dad Joke #7

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere.

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Just a little boy from Ireland, who became a staunch American while raising three boys, creating three companies, and being married for 30 years
Author: Barddad
Just a little boy from Ireland, who became a staunch American while raising three boys, creating three companies, and being married for 30 years