Well, well, well, if it isn’t the jokesters of all generations, ready for another round of hilarity from the humor vault of Bard Dad! Gather ’round, kiddos and gramps, because we’re about to launch into our new collection: “Another 7 Hilarious Dad Jokes: Kid-Friendly and Grandparent Approved.”
So, buckle up your chuckle belts and prepare for a laughter ride that’s sure to brighten up your day. Whether you’re 8 or 80, these family-friendly wisecracks are guaranteed to deliver giggles and groans in equal measure. Let’s dive head-first into the world of dad humor, where the puns flow like a river and every joke’s a catch! ????????????
Bard Dad Joke #8
“Why don’t bicycles stand up on their own? Because they’re two-tired!”
Told by Granddad Paul Buffalo, NY USA
Bard Dad Joke #9
“What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!”
Told by Dad Tony Tonawanda, NY USA
Bard Dad Joke #10
“What do you call a snowman with a six-pack abs? An abdominal snowman”
Granddad Omar, Erie PA USA
Bard Dad Joke #11
“Where do dads keep all their dad jokes? In their Dad-A-Base. ???? Not even Google can compete with this level of joke storage!”
New Dad Rocco, Ohio USA
Bard Dad Joke #12
“What do you call a ghost Poop? Glow in the Dark Booooo Poo’s”
Dad of six boys Brian, Dublin Ireland
Bard Dad Joke #13
“Why did I get fired from the M&M factory? Because I threw away all the W’s “
Grandfather of 28 Grandkids and 12 Great Grandkids, Marco, Venice Italy.
Bard Dad Joke #14
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
Bartender and Dad, Eddie from Los Angeles, CA, USA
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