Bard Dad Joke #10:
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack abs? An abdominal snowman.
Granddad Omar, Erie PA
The Six Pack Snowman
Once upon a time, in the icy, snow-clad land of Frostburg, there was a snowman named Sam. Sam wasn’t like your typical snowman. While his brothers were content with being round and jovial, Sam had other plans.
He aspired to be an ‘abdominal snowman’ – the first of his kind! Sam, unlike his kin, didn’t have a large round belly made of snow. Instead, he boasted a set of perfectly sculpted six-pack abs, carved meticulously with an ice chisel. Yes, you heard it right – Sam had a ‘snow-pack’!
News spread fast in Frostburg, and it wasn’t long before Sam’s icy abs became the talk of the town. Everyone came to see the sight that was Sam, the abdominal snowman. Kids would run their sleds down his icy abs, while the grown-up snowmen secretly envied him.
The coolest part about Sam, however, was his heart. Despite his newfound popularity, he remained as grounded as ever. When asked about his secret, he’d chuckle, his carrot nose wiggling, and say, “Well, it’s all about snow control and ice-olation exercises!”
Indeed, Sam, the abdominal snowman, was a source of amusement for all, a chilly spectacle to behold. But more than that, he was a reminder that everyone, no matter how frosty, could shape their own destiny – and sometimes even their own abs!
And that, my dear friends, is the tale of Sam, the abdominal snowman. Remember him next time you build a snowman – maybe you can create your own icy legend, one snowball at a time!
