7 Wonderful Easter Bunny Jokes
In preparation for the Easter Bunny and egg hunts with the kids – grandkids – foster kids – geriatric kids and the kids inside us all.I thought it would be a good time to share a few Easter Bunny Dad Jokes. Egg-cellent, lets get started Barddad Director Just a little boy from Ireland, who became a…
What Do You Call a Laughing Goat on a Mountain?
What Do You Call a Laughing Goat on a Mountain? Hill-arious!
What Do You Call An Alligator in a Vest?
An InvestiGator! the Bard Dad Gary the Alligator Once upon a time, in a lush, green swamp not too far away, there lived an alligator named Gary. Now, Gary was not your ordinary alligator. While his friends spent their days swimming and basking in the sun, Gary had a curious mind and a keen eye…
Why Don’t Elephants Use Computers?
Because they’re afraid of mice. The Bard Dad Ellie the Elephant In the heart of the big, green jungle, Ellie the elephant was feeling a little bored. All her friends were busy – the monkeys were swinging, the parrots were chattering, and even the lazy sloths were slowly moving through the trees. “Hmmm,” Ellie mumbled…
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it. The Bard Dad. The Soup Maker Once upon a time, in the small, bustling town of Bubbling Brook, there lived a quirky and inventive chef named Charlie. Charlie wasn’t just any chef; he was famous across the land for his magical soups. People from far and wide would…
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it. the Bard Dad Baby Story Billy looked at his big sister with a frown. “I don’t want to go to this St. Patrick’s Day party,” he grumbled. “It’s gonna be boring.” Sarah giggled. “Don’t worry, it’ll be fun! There’s music, Irish dancing, and even a contest to find the…
Why did the leprechaun stand on top of the potato plant?
He wanted to feel a little taller! – the BardDad Patrick, the Kidnapped Pirate Slayer (Well, Not Really) Once upon a time, there was a teenager named Patrick. He loved chilling at his fancy Roman villa, maybe playing a little Xbox of the Ancient World (well no, because Xbox hadn’t been invented yet), you know,…
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy. the Bard Dad Bonus Joke Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? … He couldn’t afford plane tickets! Lily, the Luckiest Leprechaun Finder Lily loved her little cottage nestled in the heart of Ireland. The mossy stone walls, the bright red door, and the window boxes…
What do you call an Irishman who bounces off walls?
…Ricochet O’Shea. the BardDad Once upon a giggle, in a little Irish village filled with green fields and rolling hills, lived a boy named Ricochet O’Shea. Now, Ricochet was a bouncy lad, always on the move, with a mop of bright red hair that seemed to defy gravity, just like him! Ricochet wasn’t the best…
What’s Irish and stays out in the sun too long?
…Paddy O’Furniture. Bonus Irish Bard Dad Joke Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? … He couldn’t afford plane tickets! Barddad Director Just a little boy from Ireland, who became a staunch American while raising three boys, creating three companies, and being married for 30 years See Full Bio