Roll up, roll up! You’ve just stepped into the laughter-filled carnival that is the “Magnificent 7 Dad Jokes” – a funfair so fantastic, it’s guaranteed to tease a grin, ignite your playfulness, and earn a seal of approval from even the sternest of grandparents! We’re spinning out hilarity on a carousel of charm, all set to sprinkle joy onto your family shindigs. Ready for a rollercoaster of chuckles in a world where every twist is a punchline and every ride an irresistible gag? Then step right up, it’s all the fun of the fair at Bard Dad!
Bard Dad Joke #1
“Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and became a couple. The relationship wasn’t much, but their reception was outstanding!”
Bard Dad Joke #2
“Why did I stop playing piano by ear? Because now I use my hands.”
Bard Dad Joke #3
“Why is a scarecrow considered the smartest mannequin? Because she is outstanding in her field!”
Bard Dad Joke #4
“Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!”
Bard Dad Joke #5
“What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!”
Bard Dad Joke #6
“Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!” ????????
Bard Dad Joke #7
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere.
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