Why did the parents have only daughters because they used too much son-block.
Bard Dad
The Adventures of Sun-Block and the Family of Daughters, a children’s story
Once upon a time, in a town as cheery as the morning sun, lived Mr. and Mrs. Brightly. The Brightlys were known throughout the town, not for their dazzling smiles or sunny dispositions, but for their houseful of daughters! They had eight daughters, yes, eight! From Anne, the oldest, to little Zoe, the youngest, the Brightly house was always full of laughter, singing, and an endless supply of hair ribbons.
One day, the daughters gathered around their father, Mr. Brightly, their curious eyes twinkling like stars. “Dad,” asked Emily, the fifth one down the line, “Why do we have all sisters and no brothers?”
Mr. Brightly chuckled, a twinkle in his eye, and began a tale that was about to turn their world topsy-turvy.
“Ah,” he said, leaning back in his chair, “That’s because of the Sun-Block.”
Eight pairs of eyes widened. “The Sun-Block?” little Zoe echoed, her voice filled with wonder.
“Yes,” he confirmed, “Not your regular SPF sunscreen, but a magical Sun-Block. You see, before Anne was born, your mother and I went on an adventure to the Sunny Isles. There, we met a sun wizard named Solarius. Solarius, as a token of friendship, gave us a gift – a bottle of magical Sun-Block.”
“The Sun-Block was no ordinary lotion,” he continued, spinning his tale, “Solarius told us that this Sun-Block had the power to determine the gender of our children. For every dollop we used, a daughter would be born.”
“And, you know your mother and I,” Mr. Brightly laughed, “We love a good sunny day out and being safe in the sun. So, we used the Sun-Block generously and Voila! We were blessed with all of you wonderful daughters, one after the other!”
The room erupted with laughter, the daughters rolling on the floor, clutching their bellies. Even Mrs. Brightly, who was listening from the kitchen, couldn’t help but chuckle.
From that day on, whenever someone asked, “Why did your parents have all daughters?” The Brightly girls would giggle and say, “Because they used too much Sun-Block!”
And so, the legend of the magical Sun-Block spread throughout the town, causing many a chuckle, a chortle, and sometimes, a guffaw. And the Brightlys? Well, they just basked in their sunny life, always ready with a wink and a smile, for they knew the secret behind their all-daughter household.
Moral of the story: Always remember to wear your sunscreen, you never know how magical it might be!
The End.
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